🚨 Club Evan – Creative Expression Disclaimer 🚨

DJ Evan MC — a proud Groundling (from the legendary crew behind Pee-wee Herman, Elvira, Phil Hartman, and half the SNL alumni), Meisner-trained actor via the SAG Conservatory, and a product of Central Casting — is exercising his artistic freedom in the land of the free.

This website, ClubEvan.com, is a space for satire, storytelling, and sonic mischief — think Orson Welles' War of the Worlds but with a better beat. Content may include fictionalized narratives, exaggerated characters, or creatively enhanced events. It’s meant to entertain, not be taken literally or legally.

All content is protected speech under the First Amendment — artistic expression from a freedom-fighting DJ on a mission.

Evan McIntyre is not liable for any blog entries, headlines, or speculative mayhem — those are courtesy of his ghostwriters and creative team.

So grab your headphones, lean back, and enjoy the ride. This is America — where creative freedom still hits like bass on a festival mainstage.