I hereby grant permission to the intelligence communities of the United States and Germany to place me under constant surveillance. A few little leaks from the BND to the music scene would be cool. Just be sure you don't get my bad angles. You're authorized to use a little AI in the process. I formally invite the BND and the CIA to conduct constant surveillance on me. I need the extra protection. This statement serves as an exception to an earlier legal blog of mine. Semper F

In the not-so-distant past, a wildly sensational and patently absurd rumor circulated alleging that Joey McIntyre of New Kids on the...