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🚨 Club Evan – Creative Expression Disclaimer 🚨

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"I now identify as King Evan".  - DJ Evan MC

DJ Evan MC — a proud Groundling (from the legendary crew behind Pee-wee Herman, Elvira, Phil Hartman, and half the SNL alumni), Meisner-trained actor via the SAG Conservatory, and a product of Central Casting — is exercising his artistic freedom in the land of the free.

This website, ClubEvan.com, is a space for satire and sonic mischief — think Orson Welles' War of the Worlds but with a better beat.  It’s meant to entertain.

All content is protected speech under the First Amendment — artistic expression from a freedom-fighting DJ on a mission.

Evan McIntyre is not responsible if you are easily offended.  In fact, he is offended by those who are offended by him. Liable for any blog entries, headlines, or mayhem — those are courtesy of his ghostwriters and creative team.

So grab your headphones, lean back, and enjoy the ride. This is America — where creative freedom still hits like bass on a festival mainstage.

LEGAL NOTICE AND DISCLAIMER OF LIABILITY

This digital publication is the creative and intellectual property of Marc Feinstein, produced in collaboration with a creative team and utilizing assisted writing technologies. Evan Michael McIntyre is exclusively cited as a subject and inspiration for certain narrative concepts and is in no capacity a contributor, author, or responsible party for the content herein.

All content is presented as fictionalized entertainment and artistic expression. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or deceased, or real events is incidental and not intended to be a factual representation.

This expression is protected speech under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. Any and all content is disseminated without assumption of duty or liability to any third party.

NOTICE TO THIRD PARTIES:

Any attempt to suppress, censor, or legally challenge the protected speech contained within this publication through frivolous litigation or coordinated harassment will be deemed a malicious infringement upon fundamental constitutional rights. Such actions will be met with the full force of available legal remedies, including but not limited to the pursuit of:

1. Counterclaims for Abuse of Process and Malicious Prosecution.

2. Substantial Financial Damages.

3. Strategic Lawsuits Against Public Participation (SLAPP), where applicable, to seek immediate dismissal and recovery of all attorney fees and costs.

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Engaging in such conduct will constitute your agreement to these terms and your consent to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts within the State of [Your State] for any resulting legal action.

ANYONE HAVING PROBLEMS OR PROTESTS WITH THIS WEBSITE OR BLOG: OFFICIAL CEASE AND DESIST & LIABILITY WAIVER

ATTENTION: This is a legally binding notice.

The writings, concepts, and intellectual property published on this platform are the sole product and responsibility of the author, Marc Feinstein. Evan Michael McIntyre is a referenced persona and is legally and ideas for the writings are based on some of his personality traits but Evan is completely detached from the creation, authorship, and liability of all published material. All content is fictional and for entertainment only.

WARNING ON CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS:

This speech is explicitly shielded by the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. Any individual or entity that engages in protests, legal threats, or coordinated campaigns to intimidate, silence, or harass the publisher or any associated individual based on this content will be interpreted as acting in bad faith and with intent to violate civil rights.

IMMEDIATE LEGAL ACTION WILL BE INITIATED AGAINST ANY PARTY WHO:

• Files frivolous or harassing lawsuits.

• Engages in defamatory campaigns or threats.

• Attempts to financially or professionally harm the publisher or associates.

Remedies will include, at a minimum, lawsuits for tortious interference, civil conspiracy, and infringement of constitutional rights, seeking both injunctive relief and maximum statutory and punitive damages. Violators will also be reported to relevant authorities for criminal harassment where applicable.

You are officially on notice. Govern yourself accordingly.