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Breaking News: First American Pope

  • Writer: Evan Michael McIntyre
    Evan Michael McIntyre
  • May 8
  • 1 min read

The new "Latin Yankee Pope.



Mindblowing Quotes from Evan McIntyre on Club Evan Radio:


"Always save your glass jars (like pickle jars) to reuse instead of storing things in plastic.  Why?  Once you go all glass, you will no longer have microplastics in your testicles.  I even use glass straws now).  - DJ Evan McIntyre - ClubEvan.com


“Human testicles contain microplastics and nanoplastics at levels three times higher than animal testes and human placentas, a new small study found.” - CNN


Look out Joe Rogan!  I have a better experience for people.  Stay tuned for my new podcast “DJ Club Evan” now on Spotify and coming soon to Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, and YouTube



Mormon Church and their view on AIDS: Read more at ClubEvan.com/Blog

 
 
 

Comments


"The Hebrew name Haim—חיים—means life. Not just existence, but vibrant, blessed, beat-droppin’, soul-shining life. In Jewish tradition, it’s more than a name—it’s a wish wrapped in sound: may you live long, love deeply, and RISE high young Anakins!

This is DJ Evan from Heaven, reminding you that names carry power—and Haim is pure life-force. I’m wishing you that same vibrant energy! Dance like there’s no tomorrow.

My best advice? First, do no harm—and just as important, have fun. Jesus already carried the weight of your sins, so you don’t need to stress about them. Every day is a chance to begin again. Jesus forgives, so forgive yourself. Your past mistakes were lessons, not a life sentence. Release it all and start fresh right now.

Jesus wants you healthy, happy, peaceful, living with ease—and God wants you to enjoy your life. So above all… have fun!

Love,


Evan

 Contact:  DJ, Performer - Evan Michael McIntyre King of the new Un-United Kingdom: Wales, Scotland, and Ireland
Evan Michael McIntyre is "King Evan of Wales," "DJ Evan M.C.," 'the Hitman' ,"Horny," "DJ Evan from Heaven 777"
Contact by phone: 857-237-1657 or email: mcintyre.evan@outlook.com  Namaste, God Bless you.  Love, Evan

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