If you are not getting any love...hit the gym or dance!

Evan Michael McIntyre
Jul 17
4 min read

Thank you all so much for the love on my birthday yesterday. Good news: ive been hitting the gym. 💪 I love Boston”s YMCA—especially my Brighton location. Not product endorsing - I really love the Y. I am not a complete sell-out, yet. Honestly, the YMCA (Young Men’s Christian Association) is better than most of the overpriced gyms. Everything’s brand new: top-tier equipment, swimming pool, jacuzzi, indoor and outdoor basketball courts, and a sleek modern design with huge glass windows that make you feel like you’re outside. The yoga, tai chi, and Zumba classes are amazing, and the instructors know their stuff.

It’s right next to beautiful parks and great restaurants—including an organic fruit smoothie spot that’s basically my second home. And yes, it’s full of Boston’s finest—gorgeous people everywhere. Good vibes only.

This past year I made some serious lifestyle changes after an ER visit. I’ve gone mostly vegan, and I’m getting stronger, gaining muscle, and feeling better every day. My goal? Become a full-on macho man—and maybe even pose nude for Playgirl. No shame in that game. 💪

Yesterday was my birthday. I am 56, and I’ve never felt more alive—or more attractive. So if you’re thinking of gifts: vegan protein, anything Japanese, LuLuBaby dolls, Hello Kitty… you know, the essentials for a king. 😂

Soon, you’ll see more shirtless selfies on ClubEvan.com under the “King of Selfies” section. Because why not? I’m your local Boston DJ—wicked loud, wicked proud—and I’m living proof that self-love is not ego. It’s gratitude.

God made me in His image, and I refuse to hide the light He gave me. Like Whitney Houston sang, “The greatest love of all is learning to love yourself.” That’s not arrogance—it’s spiritual survival. The world tries to crush people’s spirit, and I’ve learned to rise above it.

And yes—I’m both Jedi and Dark Side.

Because true balance requires both. The Jedi bring peace, discipline, and order. But the Dark Side—the rebel fire—fights injustice, challenges corruption, and stands up for civil rights. You need both. Conformity needs challenge. Silence needs a voice. Peace needs power to protect it.

Sometimes, being a little “dark” is the only way to bring light into the world. That’s not evil—it’s necessary.

So don’t be jealous. Jealousy will rot you from the inside. Celebrate me, and I’ll celebrate you. Because the truth is: we’re all beautiful. We’re all powerful. We all matter.

Like Depeche Mode said:

“All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here in my arms.”

For me, that’s solitude, music, inner peace—and a strong selfie game. 😎

And like Taylor Swift, I’ve got rhino skin. I’ve learned to shake off the haters with grace, humor, and a beat that blesses.

So yes—I’m a superstar. But no better than you, no less than you.

Just one more soul walking the line between Jedi and Sith, using the Force for love, justice, and a killer vibe.

Live, laugh, rise—and don’t dim your light to make others comfortable.

May the Force be with you. Always.

—DJ Evan from Heaven

Your King, Vibe Architect, Civil Rights Sith, and Jedi of Joy

#ClubEvan #DarkSideWithHeart #SelfLoveIsPower #BostonStrong

Let’s be real—most haters are just jealous and frustrated. Deep down, they’re mad because they’ve never felt truly desired or beautiful. Maybe if they stopped judging others, God would bless them with some beauty of their own. Try smiling—worked wonders for Marilyn Monroe, James Dean… and DJ Evan M.C. 😉

These snapshots of my body through the years—including my best-known asset (yes, the legendary bum). More than a few women and men have told me it’s the best in the world. And I’ll admit—it did open some doors during my DJ career. So thank you, Mama, for giving me something to shake behind the turntables.

Of course, when people got too focused on the backside, I had to remind them—“Hey, my face is up here!” 😄 But hey, I’m a sex god—and proud of it. I thank God, and I thank my mum… for the gift of the groove.

So here it is—my erotic evolution: - my body and face. On ClubEvan.com my photo section is called “King of Selfies” because many say my former bands “The Generics” and “The Histler Boys” were the polioneers in selfies on Myspace before selfie was even a thing. Selfies are a celebration of self-love, confidence, and the art of not giving a damn.

I was told recently by the editor of Boston News that I will become the most famous DJ to ever live - soon! A woman told me yesterday that I am the new Andy Warhol. I think I am a bit more masculine ... but I will take that. I am feeling loved. Thank you Boston.

Remember Gen Zers, my prounouns are His Majesty or King Evan 🪩 I will be offended if not addressed as i wish. #respect #kingoftheworld #sexy #worldsfinestbum #elite #pornking #soontobethemostfamousdjintheworld