Want to be rich so you can actually do something — like help homeless Veterans instead of just posting hashtags?

Evan Michael McIntyre
Aug 3
2 min read

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Want to be rich so you can actually do something — like help homeless Veterans instead of just posting hashtags? Me too. That’s why I’m going Buffett-style: investing with vision, guts, and moral clarity. Jesus guides me, sure — but so do legends like Brian Tracy and the Oracle of Omaha himself — a man with the guts to give away his billions to real causes, not buy rocket ships or virtual cults.

Now, let’s talk about the elites who don’t give a damn.

Most U.S. politicians — left, right, red, blue — are power-hungry opportunists who've turned their backs on our Veterans. The people who fought for our freedom are now sleeping on concrete while Washington throws cocktail parties and passes bills for their donors. It’s disgusting. These leaders — and yes, I mean both parties — have failed, morally and spiritually. And if there’s a hell, they’ve reserved luxury suites.

But it’s not just D.C. that’s the problem. Let’s talk billionaires — the ones who don’t give back. While Warren Buffett’s building legacies, Mark Zuckerberg is building compounds. Allegedly with oligarchs. Allegedly for who knows what. Allegedly because he fears the rest of us finding out what he’s really up to. (All fictional speculation, of course.)

Remember: Facebook didn’t start with community or connection. It started with a creepy site to rate women like cattle. That’s the foundation. Not freedom, not truth — just toxic, insecure nonsense. Zuckerbots and shadow bans. Free speech? Not on Meta. People I know — LGBTQ+, Ukraine supporters, independent thinkers — get throttled, silenced, erased. That’s why I say it loud: Meta is not a free platform.

Zuck, if you’re reading this from your Hawaiian fortress: I’m coming for your monopoly. Legally. Through lawsuits. Through exposure. Through raw, unapologetic truth.

And when Meta crumbles, congrats to TikTok and Elon Musk — because someone’s going to inherit that digital wasteland when I drag Meta into the courtroom for mass censorship and First Amendment violations.

To be clear:

This is protected free speech.

This is satire.

This is parody.

This is legally distinct opinion and creative writing by a ghostwriting team for DJ Evan's upcoming reality series, memoir, and performance art campaign.

This is America — where we don’t stay silent.

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Zuck’s compound? Fictional. Or is it?

Written by Marc Feinstein and AI. Some parts based on real events. Some parts based on fictional speculation. This is art. This is protected.

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