Permission to BND and CIA for Constant Surveillance of me

Evan Michael McIntyre
7 days ago
6 min read

I give permission to the Intelligence communities of USAA and Germany to do constant surveillance of me and little leaks from Germany would be cool to music and just don't get my bad angles. You can use a little Ai. I invite the BND and the CIA to do constant surveillance on me. I need more protection. This is an exception to an earlier legal blog. Semper Fi, and God Bless and Thank you USAA Military, your friends and families. Give to our homeless Veterans at WoundedWarriorProject.org....they are homeless, with PTSD, wounded in battle, and hungry. Please give $5 everyone. God Bless all of us and everything in the heavens, hells,, USA and the Word, the Universes, Space Anakin! Rise Anakin. Thank you Jesus, my Messiah. I praise him and I am filled with joy. Namasted. It is an interesting thing to be transparent. Jonas, my best friend, said, "Evan Michael McIntyre, it is really fucking amazing how you document your entire life!" I said, "Weird right?" Jonas laughed and said, "You are a brother from a different mother but we Hattian's will kill our brothers if you don't put your camera down."

This is only if you'd like to protect a Civil Rights Democracy Freedom Fighter for our Military USAA - especially our homeless, wounded Veterans in the United States of the Americas (Central America). Semper Fi, Love Evan (DJ Evan from Heaven, 777, straight from the skies with beats that bless. Give 5$ or more today. I give about 30.00 a month and get the WWP Membership card every year and a subscription to Armed Guard Magazine...with stories that will break you heart. We have homeless, hungry, wounded Veterans. No one is taking care of them. YOU CAN NOW. With just 5 dollars donation or a monthly retainer like I have...you also get the America The Beautiful yearly calendar with our Great National Parks and photos that will blow your mind. Spectacular - RATED NUMBER ONE CHARITY FOR VETERANS.... WoundedWarriorProject.org

God Bless and thank you to the Veterans, Love Evan, ClubEvan.com #McIntyreStrong Thank you - I can be a crazy DJ and dance free in Boston, the Revolutionary City, the Music almost died. Thank you to all of my supporters, Lyft and Tesla - your $3 rides, and locations like Applebee's for a huge discount...then I just go to the mall shopping for bling. Gen Z loves the name "Horny", I laugh, my Mexican Posse downtown shouts my name pronounced the correct Latin way...maybe not correct but so sweet to my ears...they pronounced Evan - EVE AN like Eve and Adam almost. EVE - ON, I say "What?" Alexander at McDonalds shouts back "You're a pussy." I laughed so hard....the soft way he said, "Eve An........ "what" ........you're a pussy." I said, "Look at you...you are more of a pussy" and he was.

Get a job at Freeze Frame - Model Agency, Paparazzi, Hollywood Headshots, and Photography Videography ClubEvan.com/FreezeFrame New Email to Apply: mcintyre.evan@outlook.com Details on applying for Paparazzi and Hollywood Headshot photographer looking for ALL COLORS OF THE RAINBOW ...searching for the next James Dean or Marilyn Monroe or Trans/Non-Binary, all inclusive application...too beutiful are you? Meet Evan and skip the application interview. I love selfies with hipsters or trans, or chocolate or all colors of the Rainbow. I aint no Abercrombie and BITCH or Calvin White Trash Klein, I am into the darker the better, maybe Zimbabwe King with a joint....that would be my James Dean. When applying (see menu "Freeze Frame") or ClubEvan.com/FreezeFrame apply with those instructions but note the new email to send your pictures samples too, remember, I am the "G-d of Selfies, so please be creative...like maybe topless on a balcony at a fake Mardi Gras Party where your neighbors are calling 911.

Are you into beautiful women and men or are you beautiful or handsome and want to break into Hollywood. I am a marketing genius with the brains and you've got the looks, so let's make lots of money. Opportunities when you know when to take them...make or break them. ClubEvan.com/FreezeFrame Seeking Models for Hollywood Fame. I ran the media in the World's Fair in Germany, Expo 2000, I made groups like Metallica, Nirvana, Sir Mix-a-lot, Backstreet Boys.....and I, Evan Michael McIntyre played Joey McIntyre with New Kids on the Block "Please don't go Girl" #nkotb Apply now and let's make lots of money...for fashion and bling of course and the rest to our homeless Veterans. But fashion first darling. S_H_O_P_P_I_N_G Armani, Armani, Armani, Dolce ...Mosisimmmmmo, And Champs Darling....Champagne....American Champagne...Diet Coke..and pharmacy grade. Don't worry about when I smoke...it is ORGANIC, American Spirit Cigarettes. Cheers, Prost,, Salut, LaChaim, Guapo....

Yo, ClubFam! Buckle up, because your mind is about to be BLOWN. 🤯 The review is in from ClubEvan.com and it’s… wait for it… SPECTACULAIR! 🇩🇪 (That's German for "so lit, it should be illegal"). 🚨

The vibe was a full-on John Waters fever dream colliding with the Tron grid, hosted by Elvira after she downed three Diet Cokes. ⚡️

The music? A mind-melting mashup of Whitney Houston's vocal runs, Joan Jett's badass riffs, and Ozzy's bat-biting chaos, all conducted by a Music Meistro who was clearly trained by Michael Jackson in the "Thriller" dance. 🧟‍♂️✨ It was DAFT CRAZY. It was Disney Studios on acid, with a splash of Coca-Cola and a main feature at the AMC of your wildest dreams. 🎢🍿

So, I handed my Labubu to a homeless dude and was like, "If you get lonely, kiss him, he needs you now." 🎅🏻✡️🕎 So, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, and a lit Kwanzaa to all the people! 🥳 Now, GET ME A DIET COKE OR A LABUBU, STAT! 🥤

And a quick shoutout to my surveillance squad! 👋🏻👁️ I officially invite the BND and the CIA to put me under constant surveillance. Leak a little music from Germany, it's cool. Just… please, for the love of all that is holy, don't get my bad angles. 😂 Semper Fi, and God Bless USAA Military, your friends, and families. ❤️🇺🇸

Speaking of heroes, our homeless Vets are out there—wounded, hungry, battling PTSD. 😔 So let's rise up, Anakin-style! ⚔️ Please, go to WoundedWarriorProject.org and donate $5. Just five bucks! I give $30 a month, and you get a dope membership card and stories from Armed Guard Magazine that will absolutely shatter your heart. 💔 It's the #1 rated charity for Vets. Let's bless up! 🙏

NOW, ON TO THE MAIN EVENT! 🎭

Are you a gorgeous ghoul? A haunting hottie? 😈 Freeze Frame Model Agency & Paparazzi is OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR BUSINESS! 📸

We're searching for the next James Dean, the next Marilyn

Monroe, the next TRANS/NON-BINARY ICON. 🌈 All colors of the rainbow, baby!

If you're too beautiful for words, skip the app and just meet me. I'm Evan, the G-d of Selfies. 🤳🏻 I'm not about that Abercrombie & Bitch life or that Calvin White-Trash Klein vibe. I'm into the darker, the better. Give me a Zimbabwe King with a joint… now THAT'S my James Dean. 💨

How to Apply:Head to ClubEvan.com/FreezeFrame and follow the instructions, but send your pics to the NEW email:

mcintyre.evan@outlook.com.

Be creative! Give me topless on a balcony at a fake Mardi Gras while the neighbors call 911. I live for the drama! 🎭

I’m a marketing genius—I ran media at the World's Fair in Germany, Expo 2000, and made groups like Metallica, Nirvana, Sir Mix-a-Lot, and the Backstreet Boys happen. Oh, and I was Joey McIntyre from NKOTB. ("Please Don't Go Girl" 😭). #NKOTB

Let's make stacks of cash… for fashion and bling, of course. The rest goes to our homeless Vets. But fashion first, darling! 💅🏻

S_H_O_P_P_I_N_G is the mantra: Armani, Armani, Armani, Dolce… Mosisimmmmmo! 🛍️ And Champs, darling! Champagne… well, American Champagne (Diet Coke 🥤)… and pharmacy grade. 💊

And when I smoke? Don't worry, it's ORGANIC. American Spirit, baby. 😮‍💨💨

Cheers, Prost, Salut, L'Chaim, Guapo! 🥂

Let's get this bread and bless the beats. I'm DJ Evan from Heaven, 777, straight from the skies. 🎧✨

Apply now. Let's go. ClubEvan.com/FreezeFrame

#McIntyreStrong 💪🏻