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Sexy - In God's own Image

  • Writer: Evan Michael McIntyre
    Evan Michael McIntyre
  • Jul 18
  • 6 min read

Neuroscience now shows that aging isn’t a one-way street.

Through a process called neurogenesis, your brain can regenerate and rewire itself—literally reversing aspects of aging. I know this not just from reading about it—I’m studying it firsthand as a neuroscience enthusiast and psychology student at UMass Boston.


If you're not feeling loved… it might be time to love yourself a little more.

Hit the gym. Go for a walk. Dance every day like I do.

At 56, I may not be as sexy as I once was—but I’m embracing who I am now, and bringing sexy back on my own terms. As Marilyn Monroe once said, “Gravity catches up with all of us,” and Bette Davis put it bluntly: “Old age is no place for sissies.”


Yes—aging is real.


But so is reinvention.


Thank you for all the birthday wishes!

I’m celebrating by recommitting to my health, my mind, my body, and my soul:

 I train at the YMCA in Brighton, one of Boston’s most spirited neighborhoods.

 I dance every day—because music heals, and movement saves lives.

 I follow a mostly vegan, organic, and gluten-free lifestyle—built around vegetables, fruits, legumes, nuts, seeds, tofu, tempeh, and clean protein.

 I drink 8–10 tall glasses of water daily.

 I practice meditation, prayer, qigong, and tai chi—daily disciplines that ground me and elevate my spirit.

 And yes—I still enjoy a cheeseburger now and then. Because joy and balance go hand in hand.

Today, I wake up smiling.

My depression is gone.

And I’m finally feeling free in my body, mind, and purpose.



If you’re struggling with addiction, compulsive habits, or emotional pain, please know:

There is a way forward. Check out SMARTRecovery.org - a compassionate, science-based resource that helps people break free from destructive cycles and reclaim their lives. Sober-curious is the new trend: https://www.clubevan.com/post/sober-curious-the-new-trend


Let’s grow stronger.

Let’s love deeper.

Let’s live freer.

With peace, health, and love always,

 DJ Evan M.C. "The Hitman"

AKA DJ Evan from Heaven 777

Bringing you only love and good advice—from a man who’s lived it.




Thank you all so much for the love on my birthday yesterday. Good news: I've been hitting the gym.   I love Boston's YMCA—especially my Brighton location. Not product endorsing - I love the Y. I am not a complete sell-out, yet. Honestly, the YMCA (Young Men’s Christian Association) is better than most of the overpriced gyms. Everything’s brand new: top-tier equipment, swimming pool, jacuzzi, indoor and outdoor basketball courts, and a sleek modern design with huge glass windows that make you feel like you’re outside. The yoga, tai chi, and Zumba classes are amazing, and the instructors know their stuff.

It’s right next to beautiful parks and great restaurants—including an organic fruit smoothie spot that’s my second home. And yes, it’s full of Boston’s finest—gorgeous people everywhere. Good vibes only.


This past year, I made some serious lifestyle changes after an ER visit. I’ve gone mostly vegan, and I’m getting stronger, gaining muscle, and feeling better every day. My goal? Become a full-on macho man—and maybe even pose nude for Playgirl. No shame in that game.


Yesterday was my birthday. I am 56, and I’ve never felt more alive—or more attractive. So if you’re thinking of gifts: vegan protein, anything Japanese, LuLuBaby dolls, Hello Kitty… you know, the essentials for a king.


Soon, you’ll see more shirtless selfies on ClubEvan.com under the “King of Selfies” section. Because why not? I’m your local Boston DJ—wicked loud, wicked proud—and I’m living proof that self-love is not ego. It’s gratitude.


God made me in His image, and I refuse to hide the light He gave me. Like Whitney Houston sang, “The greatest love of all is learning to love yourself.” That’s not arrogance—it’s spiritual survival. The world tries to crush people’s spirits, and I’ve learned to rise above it.


And yes—I’m both Jedi and Dark Side.

Because true balance requires both. The Jedi bring peace, discipline, and order. But the Dark Side—the rebel fires—fights injustice, challenges corruption, and stands up for civil rights. You need both. Conformity needs challenge. Silence needs a voice. Peace needs power to protect it.

Sometimes, being a little “dark” is the only way to bring light into the world. That’s not evil—it’s necessary.


So don’t be jealous or angry. Jealousy, finger pointing/judging, criticizing, condemning, and complaining will rot you from the inside. Jesus would do none of that. The Buddha would do none of that. Celebrate yourself, others, and me, and I’ll celebrate you. Because the truth is: we’re all beautiful. We’re all powerful. We all matter.


Like Depeche Mode said:

“All I ever wanted, all I ever needed, is here in my arms.”

For me, that’s solitude, music, inner peace, and a strong selfie game.


And like Taylor Swift, I’ve got rhino skin. I’ve learned to shake off the haters with grace, humor, and a beat that blesses.


So yes—I’m a superstar. But no better than you, no less than you.

Just one more soul walking the line between Jedi and Sith, using the Force for love, justice, and a killer vibe.

Live, laugh, rise—and don’t dim your light to make others comfortable.


May the Force be with you. Always.

—DJ Evan from Heaven

Your King, Vibe Architect, Civil Rights Sith, and Jedi of Joy


Listen to my song "Dark Side" with DJ Skitzophrenic on Synth and George Lucas - thank you Star Wars for the Lord Vader #anakinskywalker samples:


DJ Evan MC is the real Anikin


Let’s be real—most haters are just jealous and frustrated. Deep down, they’re mad because they’ve never felt truly desired or beautiful. Maybe if they stopped judging others, God would bless them with some beauty of their own. Try smiling—worked wonders for Marilyn Monroe, James Dean… and DJ Evan M.C.


These snapshots of my body through the years—including my best-known asset (yes, the legendary bum). More than a few women and men have told me it’s the best in the world. And I’ll admit—it did open some doors during my DJ career. So thank you, Mama, for giving me something to shake behind the turntables.

Of course, when people got too focused on the backside, I had to remind them—“Hey, my face is up here!”  But hey, I’m a sex god—and proud of it. I thank God, and I thank my mum… for the gift of the groove.


So here it is—my erotic evolution: my body and face. On ClubEvan.com, my photo section is called “King of Selfies” because many say my former bands, “The Generics” and “The Histler Boys,” were the pioneers in selfies on Myspace before selfie was even a thing. Selfies are a celebration of self-love, confidence, and the art of not giving a damn.

Remember Gen Zers, my pronouns are His Majesty or King Evan  I will be offended if not addressed as I wish.



Yours truly of a free society,

Sex God  King Evan from Heaven 777


Justin Timberlake has nothing on me, DJ Evan MC - I am bringing sexy back on steroids. Some sexy shots and selfies through the years:


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Photography and Graphic Design by Evan McIntyre - "Freeze Frame" at ClubEvan.com  - Free photo shoot if you've got the look to be the next superstar. Models may apply by sending a headshot to evanmcintyreradio@outlook.com
Photography and Graphic Design by Evan McIntyre - "Freeze Frame" at ClubEvan.com  - Free photo shoot if you've got the look to be the next superstar. Models may apply by sending a headshot to evanmcintyreradio@outlook.com
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Photography and Graphic Design by Evan McIntyre - "Freeze Frame" at ClubEvan.com  - Free photo shoot if you've got the look to be the next superstar. Models may apply by sending a headshot to evanmcintyreradio@outlook.com
Photography and Graphic Design by Evan McIntyre - "Freeze Frame" at ClubEvan.com  - Free photo shoot if you've got the look to be the next superstar. Models may apply by sending a headshot to evanmcintyreradio@outlook.com
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Photography and Graphic Design by Evan McIntyre - "Freeze Frame" at ClubEvan.com  - Free photo shoot if you've got the look to be the next superstar. Models may apply by sending a headshot to evanmcintyreradio@outlook.com
Photography and Graphic Design by Evan McIntyre - "Freeze Frame" at ClubEvan.com  - Free photo shoot if you've got the look to be the next superstar. Models may apply by sending a headshot to evanmcintyreradio@outlook.com
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 Photography and Graphic Design by Evan McIntyre - "Freeze Frame" at ClubEvan.com  - Free photo shoot if you've got the look to be the next superstar. Models may apply by sending a headshot to evanmcintyreradio@outlook.com
Photography and Graphic Design by Evan McIntyre - "Freeze Frame" at ClubEvan.com  - Free photo shoot if you've got the look to be the next superstar. Models may apply by sending a headshot to evanmcintyreradio@outlook.com
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"The Hebrew name Haim—חיים—means life. Not just existence, but vibrant, blessed, beat-droppin’, soul-shining life. In Jewish tradition, it’s more than a name—it’s a wish wrapped in sound: may you live long, love deeply, and RISE high young Anakins!

This is DJ Evan from Heaven, reminding you that names carry power—and Haim is pure life-force. I’m wishing you that same vibrant energy! Dance like there’s no tomorrow.

My best advice? First, do no harm—and just as important, have fun. Jesus already carried the weight of your sins, so you don’t need to stress about them. Every day is a chance to begin again. Jesus forgives, so forgive yourself. Your past mistakes were lessons, not a life sentence. Release it all and start fresh right now.

Jesus wants you healthy, happy, peaceful, living with ease—and God wants you to enjoy your life. So above all… have fun!

Love,


Evan

 Contact:  DJ, Performer - Evan Michael McIntyre King of the new Un-United Kingdom: Wales, Scotland, and Ireland
Evan Michael McIntyre is "King Evan of Wales," "DJ Evan M.C.," 'the Hitman' ,"Horny," "DJ Evan from Heaven 777"
Contact by phone: 857-237-1657 or email: mcintyre.evan@outlook.com  Namaste, God Bless you.  Love, Evan

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